24 Jun 2008

Domme for sale?

Here I am walking down the street from the grocery store, minding my own business. Well, actually minding the dogs' business, since one of them was completely insane.

A car drives by, turns around and pulls up. The driver calls me over, and steering the two dogs and my grocery bag I head on over to the car. Having lived in this town for over a decade now I am used to people being lost and wanting to ask for directions, especially since the entire town was rebuilt.

The man actually wanted to buy me for the night, and at a good price too.

There I am, no makeup on, two dogs, grocery bag, jogging shoes, sweatshirt and pants that were way too big and I looked buyable?!

For a moment the thought of telling him he was trying to buy a Domme crossed my mind, but then I simply declined his offer politely, and went home. No need to insult the lonely. Had I gone home with him though, he would have found himself in situations he never imagined when he pulled over.

I am still trying to decide whether to be insulted or flattered. I think I will go with a healthy mix of both..


groovikuki said...

The big question here is - what was in the grocery bag? it may shed new light on this whole event.

Anonymous said...

*flinar gott här*

Där ser du man behöver inte se perfekt ut för att få ett bra erbjudande....*S* Du skulle ta det och se vart det ledde till...*flinar gott igen....

Tror du är med på att jag bara skojar med dig, men ville förtydliga det....*ler*

Kram gumman!

LadyM said...

groovikuki The bag I was carrying contained shrimp salad, ham, frozen raspberries and blueberries, bread, a chocolate cake, and oh yes.. some whipped cream. Maybe next time I will skip the cream!

Gumman min *ler* jag kan tänka mig att du fick det ett gott skratt.... Själv blev jag ganska förvånad.

groovikuki said...

Chocolate cake??
maybe the guy did suspect your dommeness, seeing the cream whipped as it was.

Anonymous said...

*ler* förstod att du blev förvånad....*S*

KRam vännen

Ritwik Banerjee said...

"No need to insult the lonely."

Wow! I have never seen or heard of a woman react with such sensitivity. Red Lady, I am oh so glad to have discovered your blog today.