Smut Meme

Unspeakable Axe politely asked if he could tag me to this meme. At first I had no clue what he meant, I felt as if he was speaking another language all together. It appears I have learnt a new phrase tonight. "Tag to meme."

It came complete with instructions from Isabella who created this meme.

Isabella : You’re welcome to post it on your blogs. You must call it the Smut Meme (obvious reasons, I’d hope), you must link to me in the title, and you must tag 2 people, and link to them as well. Oh, and you must post this little blurb of instructions at the beginning, like I’ve just done. Got it? Ok then. The idea is to pick one or the other, even if you prefer neither. I’ll go first. If you want to play along you can answer the questions in the comments.

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1. Chocolate or Whipped Cream: That would depend on where it goes. On my body, definately whipped cream because it is easier to handle. On a partners body, well heated chocolate should work as nicely as hot wax does, don't you think?

2. Leather or PVC: I love leather. PVC is nice, shiny and feels good to the touch, but leather has a strenght to it that attracts me.

3. Outdoor Sex or Indoor Sex: Hmm... why isn't there a third option: Good sex! Sticks and stone may break your bones... so I am going to choose indoor sex.

4. In the Jacuzzi or In Bed: Bed. I like to be comfortable.

5. Bad Sex or No Sex: What is the point of having bad sex, other than to burn of some calories? No sex!

6. Dominate or Be Dominated: Dominate.

7. Thigh highs or Body stocking: Thigh highs for sure

8. Fast or Slow: I like to take my time. Why hurry when your man is tied up and cannot go anywhere?

9. Rough or Gentle: A gentle touch but not always gentle play. I like to mix.

10. Bite or Suck: I should come with a sign: Beware of the Lady, She bites.

11. Role-play or Reality: Reality, I am not going to pretend that I am your nurse, I prefer to be me.

12. Dirty Talking or Dirty Talking To: Neither, but if I have to choose, Dirty talking..

13. Edible panties or No Panties: No panties for sure, if I want to include edible items, we are back to where we started with the whipped cream.

14. Spanking paddle or Barehanded: Barehanded. My favourites are the riding crop but I still prefer my hand over a paddle.

15. Landing Strip or Kojak: Oh we are getting personal, aren't we? Landing strip. Kojak makes me feel like an infant.

16. Multiple Sessions or One Good Fuck: Hmm...since it doesnt say many good ones I am going to go with just the one.

17. Moaning or Screaming: I like sounds, both moaning and screaming. The best are those when you are moaning behind a gag... if I take the gag off you might be screaming.

18. Older Men or Young Men: Not too old and not too young. 5 years either way is a good starting point.

19. Three-way or No Way: Let's put it like this, only one woman.

20. Swing or No Swinging: I am the only one for my submissive, which rules out swinging. I do not share my toys.